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Why women are crap at D.I.Y. - DIY for Women
A few weeks ago, my loo broke.
Well, that’s not strictly true.
I had a minor drip from inside the cistern (probably due to worn washer) and so I decided ‘I am WOMAN’ I will FIX IT MYSELF’.
So, I loosened a little screw thing, which released the water to make a bigger drip, an unstoppable drip [...]
How to find the G spot.
Man’s most asked question is not ‘how did we get here?’ anymore it’s ‘where is the G spot ?’
Well, reliable sources inform me the site of guaranteed orgasmic pleasure is on the inner wall of the females vagina perhaps 2 inches up on the inside wall, so if when pleasing the female with your fingers [...]
I am a BAD BAD girl!
Yes I am. Let me tell you why.
Some of you might remember my story of woe relating to my toilet disaster ‘WHy women are crap at DIY’. Meanwhile I wrote a post here recently about my latest water works disaster!
I say in that post that I will not elaborate about my boiler as it’s too [...]
Cucumbers………
Come in different sizes, some long, short, thin, fat; the occasional bend. They go soft if not eaten and begin to drip as they get old.
For hygiene reasons they are wrapped in clear plastic.
Women will always try before they buy, feeling for firmness and texture and most importantly durability. One doesn’t want it going [...]
"Guide me in …"
English speaking Men and women alike will be familiar with these three little words ‘guide me in’ that is unless this expression is unique to the UK.
In which case what is the equivalent everywhere else? Do let me know!
For those of you are oblivious to what this post and that phrase is about, it relates [...]
Lion Kisses woman for real!
This video is amazing
You have to check it out HERE!
Totally cuddly wuddly lion!
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Getting in touch with your Spiritual Penis!
I once started to write a self help book called ‘The Spiritual Penis’. It was going to be a self empowerment book for women teaching them how they could harness the power of the penis to help them to be more assertive and confident.
The idea being that they would visualise their own spiritual penis and [...]
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