The truth about large penis’s!
The subject of penis size once came up (no pun intended) on a science forum, and the question was ‘why does the size of men’s penis’s vary?‘
My obvious answer to this was that, it was to accomodate the fact that the size of womens vagina’s vary. One size foot does not fit all size shoes!
My answer was disputed on the grounds that a humble duck has one of the largest penis’s in relation to it’s body size of any other animal. A whopping 42.5cm, nearly half a metre in length! see HERE for more details.
The scientists argument was that this duck penis could not possibly have been designed for a duck vagina of equivalent length. BUT I did some research and found that indeed this penis was a perfect design for it’s mate who’s interior cavity was twisted and coiled.
So chaps, those of you who desire nice tight ***** are biologically only destined to have one if you have a nice small ****. You larger chaps are similarly intended for the larger,more spacious accomodation.
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I have to say that this is one of the strangest posts I have come across in a while.
Tho you do make an interesting and comedic point. I am a guy and I have to say that the last three lines I was chuckling quite a bit to…
Great post and a *very* interesting read.
Stuart
SecludedHabitat
28/09/2007
thanks
next time a woman complains about a guy ‘not being big enough’ the man can he prefers a sleeping bag to a tent anyway!
Creative Blogger
28/09/2007
Interesting post. Does a duck’s dick drake along the ground when he waddles along?
bloggo
28/09/2007
Interesting and educating post and I like your point of view.
Btw: I’m happy with the size I have and so is my wife - and thats all what matters, isn’t it
RennyBA
29/09/2007
indeed it is!
Creative Blogger
29/09/2007
If you are still being annoyed by that other guy, I’ll put my mysterious, cloak-ridden NASA hawks on the job.
Creechman
29/09/2007
I don’t know what that is, but if it involves something sharp, go for it!
Creative Blogger
29/09/2007
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devises
17/03/2009
Um, wait a minute … that’s a real picture? Does the duck just drag this along with him when he’s waddling around? Is it like one of those “sticky hand” toys where he slings it at a female and hopes it sticks?
I’m confused…
Kelly Watson | Womenwise Marketing
30/03/2009
Dear confused
It recoils back inside the male so no dragging it around or using it as a tie.
creativeblogger1
30/03/2009
the plural is “Penises”!
- and you’re both a writer and a penis expert! - lol.. well, maybe not a “penises” expert, just the singular..
dont’ ppl use petrified walrus penises for walking sticks? 3-4 feet long? look like mahogany.. or was I scammed? YOU should know!
the Jman..
Jose Sinclair
30/03/2009
lol, I know but Google favours my mispelling
(tip there as to how to get to number 1 on Google , use common misspellings)and I am happy to accept the title of ‘penis expert’ thank you! I shall look into that erm,,walrus penis walking stick thingy…and can I just say ewwwwwwwwwww. Ps. I am a crap speller, thank heavens for spellchecker!
creativeblogger1
30/03/2009