Women are Superior to men because…


The following is of course - light humour ;) and not intended to offend.

  • Find stuff
  • Multi-task
  • Have higher pain tolerancy levels
  • Don’t cry if someone passes in front to the TV when the footie is on
  • Can reach for the TV remote if not within our immediate grasp
  • Can ‘hover’ when using the loo - seat up/down irrelevant.

We are more intelligent

  • Men’s brain are 10% larger than womens BUT we have more grey matter. A whopping 5.4% more than men! Or so I’m told. I’ve seen a few varying figures on this, of course I published the female favourable ones ;)
  • We are multi-orgasmic.
  • We have periods and get away with murder for having PMT
  • We don’t fall in love with cartoon characters or game females
  • We live longer
  • We can fake it men can’t
  • We get to wear a multitude of add-ons: hair, eyelashes, bra pads,nails. Men have always liked ‘transformers’
  • We can dress ourselves

Anyone disagree?……….. No I didn’t think so :)

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